tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16643581763329270572012-02-16T02:14:04.039-08:00alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-87572969749566183212010-11-25T17:34:00.003-08:002010-11-25T17:34:40.058-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">No hay reformista mas traicionero k el guebo a pesar de k tiene la cabeza roja rojita al final siempre vota blancoo jajaja!!!!</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-8757296974956618321?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-77907742239505168722010-11-25T17:34:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:34:06.201-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">El dominicano es único… no come SE JARTA, no es infiel PEGACUERNOS, no se enfada SE QUILLA, no se cae al suelo SE DEGRANA, no da puñetazosDA TROMPA no se enamora SE AFIXIA COMO UN PERRO, no usa ropa USA PINTA, no tiene dinero TIENE F, no pelea, SE VA ALBOLLO, no ofende, DICE LAVERDAD, no da galletas, DA TABANA… Y sobre<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">todo no va al bañohacer sus necesidades SINO A CAGAR</span></span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-7790774223950516872?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-39098003252074378262010-11-25T17:31:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:31:42.028-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">‎2 Gays jugando al escondite:uno le dice: si me encuentras me cojes!..Y si NO te encuentro?... Me buscas atras del mueble!..jajaja que pajarasooo</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-3909800325207437826?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-92218956210294923582010-11-25T17:30:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:30:15.891-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Un Novio Se Tatua un! TE AMO ! En El Pene,Se Lo Ensena A Su NoviaY Ella Le Dice: Hay Amor Q Bello!Tu Siempre Tratando De Poner Palabras Lindas En Mi boca.</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-9221895621029492358?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-91137140587454801712010-11-25T17:29:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:29:00.438-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">La maestra le encarga una tarea de matematica a pepito. Pepito le pide ayuda a su papa, despues pepito llega a la escuela y le dice su maestra: pepito pork no hiciste la tarea? Pork aunque mi papa y yo arrancamos todas las matas del parke ninguna tenia raiz cuadrada ...jajajajjaja</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-9113714058745480171?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-68102887033113653172010-11-25T17:17:00.000-08:002010-11-25T17:17:48.003-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">dice el conciente. no toy pa boda yo no toy pa boda te doy pila de bolsa y despues te doy bandola. jajjaja</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-6810288703311365317?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-47105569345965597752010-11-25T17:16:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:16:05.696-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Va una campesina a una farmacia y pregunta: tiene Frecuencia? No, q es eso? No se pero el doitoi me dijo q me lavara el culo con Frecuencia...</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-4710556934596559775?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-48904795235248363302010-11-25T17:14:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:14:24.788-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Llega un señor a su casa y le dice a su mujer: Mi amor, tengo un grave problema en la oficina. Y su mujer le responde dándole aliento: No te preocupes, gordito. Nunca digas tengo un problema, di... tenemos un problema. A lo que su marido le dice: !Muy bien! Entonces, ¡Nuestra secretaria va a tener un hijo nuestro!. pipooooo k cretaaaa jajjajaja</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-4890479523524836330?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-67935094244895848942010-11-25T17:13:00.000-08:002010-11-25T17:13:12.588-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">sabias k la caja de muerto se parece al condon.. la caja de muerto proteje a los k se van y el condon a los k se viene!! lol jajaja</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-6793509424489584894?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-13970004895666017232010-11-25T17:12:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:12:10.817-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Una gallina bultera le dice a otra. puse un huevo de 2 kilo. K tal. como te quedo el ojo? Y la otra le responde a muy bien y a ti como te quedo el culo? Jajaja</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-1397000489566601723?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-2058260586739206492010-11-25T17:11:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:11:36.201-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Si un dia te enteras q la persona q amas te es infiel y sientes deseos d tirarte de un puente DETENTE! Recuerda tienes cuernos no alas</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-205826058673920649?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-80840515361632532812010-11-25T17:10:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:10:44.407-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Una haitiana esta en la playa echándole aire a su hijo negrito con 1 cartón....../// Pasa pepito y dice: -Olvidese señora,...... sin gasolina ese carbón no prende . pipo jjaaja</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-8084051536163253281?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-20988120820005091222010-11-25T17:09:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:09:49.430-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Este si esta bueeenoooo... Una madre limpiando el cuarto de su hija encuentra el diario abierto y curiosa lo lee, asta el punto dond decia "Hoy perdi mi birginidad" la madre vuelta loca dice: oh mi dios tanto esfuerso k ago trabajando para k estudie y se aga profesional y para k la mardita hija d puta venga a escrivir virginidad con B</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-2098812082000509122?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-58088916568394030292010-11-25T17:05:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:05:51.336-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;name&quot;}" style="color: grey;">&nbsp;</span><span class="UIStory_Message">Mama, mama.. Tengo q ir al ginecopsiquiatra... Al ginecosiquiatra? ... Si porque cada vez q me soban el toto me vuelvo loca..jejjeeje</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-5808891656839403029?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-77278259787085969352010-11-25T16:54:00.001-08:002010-11-25T17:05:19.951-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Una pareja termina de hacer el amor y la mujer le pregunta.. Tu eres anestesiologo? Y el tipo asombrado:O le dice, siii! Como supiste?? Porque no senti ni mierda</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-7727825978708596935?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-35825978477646025302010-11-25T08:45:00.001-08:002010-11-25T08:45:54.265-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;name&quot;}" style="color: grey;">&nbsp;</span><span class="UIStory_Message">Un pene le dice a las bolas... Arreglense que vamos a una fiesta, las bolas dicen: desgraciado embustero tu siempre entras y nos dejas afuera!..</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-3582597847764602530?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-16867243762175901612010-11-24T10:28:00.000-08:002010-11-24T10:28:00.921-08:00<img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs576.ash2/149851_1638898329065_1134986412_1731970_591689_n.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-1686724376217590161?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-74573417097045301632010-11-24T10:25:00.001-08:002010-11-24T10:26:26.337-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Un marido le dice asu mujer dime algo k me moleste y me alegre a la vez, ella dice; ningunos de tus amigos saben "rapar" mejor k tu jajajaj</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-7457341709704530163?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-28774594299838980312010-11-24T10:23:00.001-08:002010-11-24T10:23:38.569-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;name&quot;}" style="color: grey;">&nbsp;</span><span class="UIStory_Message">Una Mujer muy Excitada le dice a su esposo...::*amarrame y haz lo que mas te gusta...El Esposo, la amarró y se fue a beber *beer* con sus Panas JAJAJA</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-2877459429983898031?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1664358176332927057.post-84606353627051121172010-11-24T10:22:00.000-08:002010-11-24T10:22:08.914-08:00<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="UIStory_Message">Jaimito mete el pene en un vaso con agua, la sirvienta lo ve y pregunta: Q haces muchacho el coño? Lo estoy ahogando para q le des respiración boca a boca.jaja</span></h3><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1664358176332927057-8460635362705112117?l=alofoke.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>alex schirahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10908862345859801959noreply@blogger.com0